Den sluge Churchill

Den konservativa parlamentsledamoten Nancy Astor: ”Om jag vore din fru skulle jag lägga gift i ditt kaffe.”

Winston Churchill: ”Om jag vore din man skulle jag dricka det.”

Annonser

Sadisten Omar Bakri

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”Two blasts near the Iranian embassy in Beirut killed at least 23 people, injuring 146 and causing havoc and a massive fire in the Lebanese capital. Six buildings were reportedly destroyed in the embassy compound.”

”Injured people and destroyed buildings were seen on very disturbing pictures circulated by Lebanese media in the immediate aftermath.”

Beirut bombing: Twin attacks target Iranien embassy

Detta sade den smutsiga, efterblivna Salafi-sheikhen Omar Bakri om terroristerna som utförde dådet:

Omar Bakri: Using the method of blowing oneself up for the sake of Allah is acceptable, so long as the target is legitimate. This is not about blowing oneself up. All groups, even non-Sunni ones, use [suicide] bombings.

With regard to the two young men [who committed the Beirut suicide attacks], I pray that Allah will accept them as martyrs and absolve their sins, and that He will also accept as martyrs those who were killed there by mistake. People who want to ban martyrdom operations are trying to alter the religion of Allah.

En hund har mer mänsklighet i sig än honom. Allah förbannar detta sadistiska kräket för varje andetag han tar.

Rolig politik

”Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don’t know anything about explosives, but my God, do those things even need to explode?”

”President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I’m thinking, well, hell, he didn’t need the approval of the American voters to become president either.”

David Letterman

Dantes Helvete

Dante, i sitt verk Den gudomliga komedin, placerade Profeten Muhammad och hans hängivna efterföljare, Ali ibn Abi Talib, i sitt skapta Helvete:

His guts hung between his legs and displayed his vital organs, including that wretched sack which converts to shit whatever gets conveyed down the gullet.

As I stared at him he looked back and with his hands pulled his chest open, saying, ”See how I split open the crack in myself! See how twisted and broken Mohammed is! Before me walks Ali, his face cleft from chin to crown, grief–stricken.”

Vad kommer Dante att säga till sitt försvar om detta på Domens Dag när han ställs inför Världarnas Herre, då Helvetet görs synligt och hans handlingars våg placeras inför honom? Vad kommer hans ursäkt att vara?

If you could but see when the criminals are hanging their heads before their Lord, [saying], ”Our Lord, we have seen and heard, so return us [to the world]; we will work righteousness. Indeed, we are now certain.”  (32:12)